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    Quote Originally Posted by Samurai Penguin View Post
    How the heck could anyone call the above rifles "scary?" Things like this might just get a few anti's to laugh...and then think. And prosecutors will have a hard time painting you as a murderous psychopath/paramilitary nutball when they're waving a Special Edition Kalashnikitty rifle as evidence.
    Because a grown man with a pink hello kitty AK would be seen in a sane frame of mind.

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    Now there's a challenge!

    Let's find a manly (or properly feminine) decorating scheme for the EBR. Non-threatening enough to frustrate the typical prosecutor or gun-banner, but not quite nauseating.

    Any takers?
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    Because a grown man with a pink hello kitty AK would be seen in a sane frame of mind.
    What about a woman?

    Are you man enough to carry a pink rifle?
    A man carries a rifle like that down the street, people know he is not afraid of anything.

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    I smell a Firefly quote.
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    During the Liberian Civil War a few years ago, there were some totally whacked-out crazys who would go into combat dressed in women's clothes, while totally wasted on drugs. (Sort of like modern Berserkers?)

    These weapons would have been perfect for them.
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    Next time you're feeling blue just let a smile begin,
    Happy things will come to you...
    So smurf yourself a grin!

    Or as I prefer it:

    Next time you're feeling blue just load your Smurf gun again,
    Happy things will come to you...
    So snuff a smurf and you will grin!

    Now where did I put my chainsaw?

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    Oh geez I just threw up in my mouth!
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    I have this picture of someone pimping one of these to look like some sort of Transformer and trying to get it added as a character in Transformers II.
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    Found this on Max Popenker's blog today, was compeltely stunned by this horror.
    Yeah I hate thumbhole stocks too!

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    It's a real shame to trash an unimportable MAK-90 like that. Like doing it to an M-1 Garand...you're destroying something that can't come back again.
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    If that's used for hunting smurfs shouldn't it be chambered in 5.56 NATO?
    Hey, if it's good for poodles, it should put down smurfs well enough, by the way, what would one use for Barney & Baby-Bop, a .50 Beowulf?
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    I would LOVE to see a .50-cal canal carved in Barney's cranium.
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    Shouldn't that be a .577 Tyranosaur canal?

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    I would be sorta embarrassed to post those...someone might think I owned them!!!

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    How fitting to smurf up the Soviet long-gun.
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    I'm not sure which is worse on this one -- the pink Hello Kitty paint job, or that ridiculous California-friendly grip.
    I'd wondered why that thing had that weird grip. If that's the reason, then it's stranger than I thought. What an odd world we live in.

    I've got to say, the Hello Kitty AR-15 kicks that Smurfakov's butt all the way down the street. That thing is horrible.
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    (Personally, I wouldn't mind solar-yellow furniture. Just saying.)
    here's a repost for ya

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    I actually didn't see anything in this thread, due to hysterical blindness.
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    i think the best one i saw was an ar-15 that was machined from an 80% lower with a ren & stempy theme. it had ren & stempy etched & colored into both sides of the magwell & the seletor was marked safe & happy happy joy joy

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    I think it would fix that old man and his mangy cat right up.

    I'd own it, proficiency + that rifle + an "I love Smurfette" t-shirt is the recipe for winning a lot of bets at the range.
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    This is why paint should be highly regulated to people with taste.
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    hunt a smurf with a nerf


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    Talking

    You saw it. You cannot unsee it.
    Finally I've found a productive use for my failing memory.

    I've totally forgotten what it looked like, while I read this thread.
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    MY eyes are now bleeding.

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