Because a grown man with a pink hello kitty AK would be seen in a sane frame of mind.Originally Posted by Samurai Penguin
Because a grown man with a pink hello kitty AK would be seen in a sane frame of mind.
Now there's a challenge!
Let's find a manly (or properly feminine) decorating scheme for the EBR. Non-threatening enough to frustrate the typical prosecutor or gun-banner, but not quite nauseating.
Any takers?
"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."
-- Steven Wright
What about a woman?Because a grown man with a pink hello kitty AK would be seen in a sane frame of mind.
A man carries a rifle like that down the street, people know he is not afraid of anything.Are you man enough to carry a pink rifle?
I smell a Firefly quote.
"It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere." - Voltaire
"Well, the Constitution has not yet been pregnant." - Gore Vidal
"Freedom is terrifying to dependent personalities and their masters." - Standing Wolf
During the Liberian Civil War a few years ago, there were some totally whacked-out crazys who would go into combat dressed in women's clothes, while totally wasted on drugs. (Sort of like modern Berserkers?)
These weapons would have been perfect for them.
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Apres nous, le Deluge.
Next time you're feeling blue just let a smile begin,
Happy things will come to you...
So smurf yourself a grin!
Or as I prefer it:
Next time you're feeling blue just load your Smurf gun again,
Happy things will come to you...
So snuff a smurf and you will grin!
Now where did I put my chainsaw?
Oh geezI just threw up in my mouth!
"We will not waver; we will not tire; we will not falter; and we will not fail. Peace and freedom will prevail." President George W. Bush, October 7, 2001
I have this picture of someone pimping one of these to look like some sort of Transformer and trying to get it added as a character in Transformers II.
"No tendency is quite so strong in human nature as the desire to lay down rules of conduct for other people."
"The world is not going to be saved by legislation."
William Howard Taft
Yeah I hate thumbhole stocks too!Found this on Max Popenker's blog today, was compeltely stunned by this horror.
It's a real shame to trash an unimportable MAK-90 like that. Like doing it to an M-1 Garand...you're destroying something that can't come back again.
"Training errors are recorded on paper. Tactical errors are etched in stone." -Erwin RommelExplanations exist: they have existed for all times, for there is always an easy solution to every problem — neat, plausible and wrong. - H.L. Mencken
If that's used for hunting smurfs shouldn't it be chambered in 5.56 NATO?
Hey, if it's good for poodles, it should put down smurfs well enough, by the way, what would one use for Barney & Baby-Bop, a .50 Beowulf?
"I am one, my liege, whom the vile blows and buffets of the world hath so incensed, that I am reckless..." Macbeth.
"Untutored courage is no match for an educated bullet." Gen. George Patton
"The villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard, but I will better the instruction." Shakespeare's Merchant Jew.
I would LOVE to see a .50-cal canal carved in Barney's cranium.
"It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere." - Voltaire
"Well, the Constitution has not yet been pregnant." - Gore Vidal
"Freedom is terrifying to dependent personalities and their masters." - Standing Wolf
Shouldn't that be a .577 Tyranosaur canal?
Guns, if they have a moral dimension, are good. Without guns, the strong can always dominate the weak; the many can always dominate the few; and men can always dominate women. A gun gives each person an agency equivalent to his (or her) moral standing. In my humble opinion, those who teach correct and proper gun use are doing G-d's work.
I would be sorta embarrassed to post those...someone might think I owned them!!!
How fitting to smurf up the Soviet long-gun.
Éþel byþ óferléof æghwylcum men, gif hé mót ðær rihtes and gerysena on brúcan on bolde bléadum oftast.
If you can't do what you want with your own belongings, how much do you truly have?
I'd wondered why that thing had that weird grip. If that's the reason, then it's stranger than I thought. What an odd world we live in.I'm not sure which is worse on this one -- the pink Hello Kitty paint job, or that ridiculous California-friendly grip.
I've got to say, the Hello Kitty AR-15 kicks that Smurfakov's butt all the way down the street. That thing is horrible.
"Life, liberty, and property do not exist because men have made laws. On the contrary, it was the fact that life, liberty, and property existed beforehand that caused men to make laws in the first place." - Frederic Bastiat, The Law
here's a repost for ya(Personally, I wouldn't mind solar-yellow furniture. Just saying.)
"Banning guns is an idea whose time has come."
--U.S. Sen. Joseph Biden Associated Press 11/18/93
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I actually didn't see anything in this thread, due to hysterical blindness.
NRA lifer, GOA lifer
Criminals, commie libs, and sheeple love gun control.
I think Sam Colt did more to make men equal than any politician ever did. - Ranger335v
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i think the best one i saw was an ar-15 that was machined from an 80% lower with a ren & stempy theme. it had ren & stempy etched & colored into both sides of the magwell & the seletor was marked safe & happy happy joy joy
I think it would fix that old man and his mangy cat right up.
I'd own it, proficiency + that rifle + an "I love Smurfette" t-shirt is the recipe for winning a lot of bets at the range.
No, holding that venegence upon their enemies was more to be desired than any personal blessings, and reckoning this to be the most glorious of hazards, they joyfully determined to accept the risk... Thus, choosing to die resisting, rather than to live submitting, they fled only from dishonor... Pericles' Funeral Oration
This is why paint should be highly regulated to people with taste.
Those who are arrogant enough to believe they are smarter than everyone else are just as stupid as those who came before them
hunt a smurf with a nerf
Finally I've found a productive use for my failing memory.You saw it. You cannot unsee it.
I've totally forgotten what it looked like, while I read this thread.
"When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have
enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash."
"Directions to heaven. Turn right, go straight."
MY eyes are now bleeding.
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