This had such a happy ending, I just had to share...
(That, and it's 3am, so I must be lonely...)
After enduring so many people saying "Happy Holiday", and NOT "Merry Christmas", Stan scrooges out and wrecks his family's Christmas. (And blames some anti-war actress from years ago for ruining Christmas...)
That night, The Ghost of Christmas Past (GCP) visits and takes Stan back to 1970(ish). Stan bolts on some delusion that he has to kill that actress to save Christmas. Instead, in a chance encounter, he convinces Martin Scorsese to stop taking drugs, who then, lacking any chemically induced inspiration, goes on to NOT make Taxi Drive. Subsequently, John Hinkely doesn't get infatuated with Jodi Foster, so he doesn't shoot Reagan, who, as a result of no post shooting publicity, doesn't win a second election. Finally, 47 days into his term, Mondale gives the US to the Soviet Union. So, in a nutshell - Stan destroyed America. He is devastated.
So, back in time they go (Stan, GCP, and Stan's wife) to try and fix things. In short, since Hinkley doesn't shoot Reagan, Stan has to - in order to save America, and Christmas. An obviously difficult scenario for any red blooded America. Cut/fade away from past to the sound of gun shots...
Back in the present, everything seems normal, and Stan & his family is happy. As a parting gift, the GCP gives Stan a new Glock she bought the day before.
But wait - how is that possible? "What about the 7 day waiting period?", Stan asks. Well, says the GCP, you (Stan) only shot Reagan, and not Brady, so, no Brady bill. You can get a gun anytime you want...
Stan hugs his new gun and is now even more happy...
Yea, happy endings...
(Anybody want to also hear about the Family Guy episode that' on now? It has guns too!)


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I'm crackin' up just thinking about it... (Or maybe I'm just cracked...)
